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Dallas received a new quarterback said to be able to throw a football over the mountains.

Dallas received a new quarterback said to be able to throw a football over the

Mildly amusing.

Mildly

these tires are almost ready to hatch

these tires are almost ready to

Shit my wife still has.

Shit my wife still

Despite all my rage I am still holding cats on a page

Despite all my rage I am still holding cats on a

Walk of shame, expert level.

Walk of shame, expert

Safety first.

Safety

Sylvester Stalin

Sylvester

Jazz hands!

Jazz

So I went whale watching, and this is how much fun most people were having...

So I went whale watching, and this is how much fun most people were

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Do you want fries with that?

Do you want fries with

Road Trip

Road

Garf-eel

The struggle was getting the pages apart

The struggle was getting the pages

Bush

Elizabeth queen of sass

Elizabeth queen of

You?

Mass and its influence on time and space.

Mass and its influence on time and

Every time I make the mistake of farting in the shower.......

Every time I make the mistake of farting in the

Can't even get in to the friends zone

Can't even get in to the friends