'The Bachelor' contestant dresses in sloth costume, saying: “I… heard…you…like…to…take…things…slow.” to virgin Bachelor.



February 11, 2019

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And we wonder why no one visits us

And we wonder why no one visits

When people ask why I don't drink coffee

When people ask why I don't drink

No Hamil, these sequels are getting outta hand. Get it..?

No Hamil, these sequels are getting outta hand. Get

Better with age indeed.

Better with age

Truer words have never been spoken

Truer words have never been

MEDICINE-BALL AIN’t no JOKE!

MEDICINE-BALL AIN’t no

Urinal use: Kindergarten style!

Urinal use: Kindergarten

If anybody has seen my phone please let me know. It will be a long distance call, sorry.

If anybody has seen my phone please let me know. It will be a long distance call,

Yet another Valentine's Day as a single

Yet another Valentine's Day as a

I bet he does.

I bet he

Ass so fine you could eat off of it

Ass so fine you could eat off of

If it's good enough for Captain Kirk...

If it's good enough for Captain

Today's KID will never Know this Struggle

Today's KID will never Know this

Surprise her.

Surprise

Sad News, found at my work this mourning;)

Sad News, found at my work this

My cousin is a science teacher. He built a hover craft for his students.

My cousin is a science teacher. He built a hover craft for his

Happy dog year china.

Happy dog year

Barbie's lesser known younger sister, fallen on hard times these days.

Barbie's lesser known younger sister, fallen on hard times these

Videogame Realism

Videogame

In Case of Accident....

In Case of

Ready to get hammered?

Ready to get

My dad just forwarded me this email, seems legit.

My dad just forwarded me this email, seems

Good for you little girl.

Good for you little