And how exactly are illiterate supposed to

Someone should notify his

My favorite scene in a movie. True

I think it ended with a

In case of emergency,

Picard gets a mom joke in despite his busy

Walking down the street, minding my own business,

Accidentally Googled how to knit a butthole instead of

Quirky

I too have a daughter going

I better post this while our American friends are

She's going to eat a fucking baby, that's what she's going to

Th...thanks Google, but I'll not go with option number

I'm not racist,

Oink

Not sure this is appropriate for a children's

Conan at a pub in Belfast

Game of Thrones

Staph making me

New sign up in the men's bathroom at

Cool, stone age phone

"This is my son,

We all have that one