Found in

Pushing

you don't

This is me

Boy's answer to girl's

Pitbull

If I go

Stolen kiddie pool

What my little cousins think of their "elf on a

First World

My dad likes to keep us guessing with his Thanksgiving

I should have read the sign

I told two girls at the library to be quiet. About an hour later as they left one of them dropped this on my

The most descriptive ticket I have ever gotten working in

Turns out my SO's cat is not a fan of my SO's

Wild gorilla meets researcher's

Was talking up a woman at a bar last night, then she gave me her business

The child obesity problem in Mississippi has gotten out of

That persian next door never saw it

One

When you forget your lunch, but your wife can ball

Me try to