Walked into bathroom where my wife was air drying my son's Mickey dolls. I call it Mickey Mouse Slaughter

I just ate an entire box of Cinnamon Toast

Homework today wasn't

The

The new iPhone

The lions would win if they attacked at

First and second day of

When you are an older meme, but you have to evolve to try stay relevant in the onslaught of the Pokemon Go

You're an

When you get mad at your own

Palms are

It's a real

It's just feels

Jihad me at

When you finally see the annoying

Matt Damon's movie poster designers have officially ran out of

Fanmail, always

Went to see "Bad Moms" with my friends, as the only one without kids yet I related most to this

MADE IN

LNI

A useful book for your

When you're thinking that Black Friday couldn't be