Are you listening to me Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the blue dress?



February 28, 2015

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Amaizing

Every time

Every

I think he made the right choice.

I think he made the right

Asked my boss for an iMac, saw this when I came this morning.

Asked my boss for an iMac, saw this when I came this

I got this...

I got

I suck at instagram.

I suck at

Shit my wife still has.

Shit my wife still

As seen at a small town Walmart

As seen at a small town

Crazy Woman ☺

Crazy Woman

My Co-worker found this note on her door this morning

My Co-worker found this note on her door this

Happy Fourth of July!

Happy Fourth of

"You gotta be quicker than

Any morning shits available?

Any morning shits

So this is how snow is made...

So this is how snow is

Two matching Dora-tattoos please.

Two matching Dora-tattoos

The single most rage-inducing sentence of my childhood.

The single most rage-inducing sentence of my

Ladies when they see my Pokemon collection.

Ladies when they see my Pokemon

Spade

My friend works as a Disney princess on a cruise line and has to know all the princess signatures, so she wrote this for me.

My friend works as a Disney princess on a cruise line and has to know all the princess signatures, so she wrote this for

Everyone that's seen the new Fantastic 4 movie

Everyone that's seen the new Fantastic 4

Just a little horse on horse action.

Just a little horse on horse

easter bunny

easter