As a bartender, this is the first thing I thought when I saw "the inebriator".



July 3, 2014

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Accidental Child Custody

Accidental Child

When the LSD kicks in

When the LSD kicks

When I am showing to my GF, how to unlock my phone.

When I am showing to my GF, how to unlock my

"Ok Dad, what would you like to do for Father's

Good for you little girl.

Good for you little

Plugging in a power brick

Plugging in a power

Irony

Freeze!

This happened unexpectedly to my dad's friend in Idaho circa 1980 while he was leaning into his car to get something

This happened unexpectedly to my dad's friend in Idaho circa 1980 while he was leaning into his car to get

What really happens inside a bird's house

What really happens inside a bird's

Best. Lighter. EVER.

Best. Lighter.

Just go ahead and burn the box now

Just go ahead and burn the box

Frappuccino with a boner because why not

Frappuccino with a boner because why

Let's be honest

Let's be

Welcome to the family.... bitch.

Welcome to the family....

I saw three cats

I saw three

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of

Googly eyes!

Googly

Don't give up now, Hagrid!

Don't give up now,