Biggest damn housecat you've ever seen. Tried to include the banana peel, but he ate it.



December 1, 2013

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My turn now

My turn

My catastrophic birthday party

My catastrophic birthday

Immediately regret giving my character 3 intelligence.

Immediately regret giving my character 3

Samuel L Jackson as the Wizard in the Wizard Of Oz

Samuel L Jackson as the Wizard in the Wizard Of

My hometown bridge claimed another one

My hometown bridge claimed another

My gramps and I are the only guys left on my dad's side of the family. He's survived cancer 3 times and has only missed work twice in the past 45 years. We treat each other like close brothers and there is never a moment that's not vulgar. Merry Christmas

My gramps and I are the only guys left on my dad's side of the family. He's survived cancer 3 times and has only missed work twice in the past 45

So school was canceled in Austin today...

So school was canceled in Austin

Unexpected Epic ~ True

Unexpected Epic ~

Dog clearly thinks he is in charge

Dog clearly thinks he is in

Stoke the fire!

Stoke the

Blame it on Rio

Blame it on

My lazy mailman, everyone.

My lazy mailman,

The best way to prank Chris Pratt

The best way to prank Chris

Who we looking for guys?

Who we looking for

Wait...what?

Kids these days never listen...

Kids these days never

Homer Simpson Complains

Homer Simpson

Punishment fits the crime

Punishment fits the

Someone didn't think this through

Someone didn't think this

I bet I can get a song stuck in your head with three frames....

I bet I can get a song stuck in your head with three

For science!

For

This. This right here, is awesome

This. This right here, is