Brought my son home from the hospital after he was born, he doesn't seem very happy about it



September 5, 2015

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Worst Selfie

Worst

Equality

Not all cats are assholes

Not all cats are

Want.

I bet it's used to inject Marijuana

I bet it's used to inject

When i was a kid

When i was a

Don't mess with me here i am the Boss.

Don't mess with me here i am the

This is a really unfortunate angle

This is a really unfortunate

Trollin' Cops

Trollin'

Can't wait to see what it did to my face.

Can't wait to see what it did to my

Am I doing this right?

Am I doing this

Discussing women's issues on the internet

Discussing women's issues on the

Yall need Satan

Yall need

Still one of the best gif's I have ever seen

Still one of the best gif's I have ever

Next step, peace in the middle east

Next step, peace in the middle

Quiet Neighbors Across the Street

Quiet Neighbors Across the

When the carpet does match the drapes

When the carpet does match the

This dude at the dnc

This dude at the

Welcome to Portland

Welcome to

I think sheetz just called me a whore...

I think sheetz just called me a

My favorite line from Futurama.

My favorite line from

C'mere step right up gentlemen of Reddit! I know what you crave and I shall deliver!

C'mere step right up gentlemen of Reddit! I know what you crave and I shall

The Adventures of Bruce Lee and Freddie Mercury

The Adventures of Bruce Lee and Freddie

Appreciate the honesty

Appreciate the