My in-laws know how to ugly sweater party as

"But I just want to nibble you...." - shark

Should I Go Out

When you’re telling you grandparents about your new job and they have no clue what you are talking about but are still

lmao damn pussy make fuckers

I really miss

At age 3 I had two kids a mortgage and a

Tangled in the

Just wanted to be part of the 4th of July

Is there anything he CAN'T

Jack Black and his Panda

My recycling makes me look like the loneliest man in the

Just getting ready to pick the kids up from daycare

Merry New

Hipster

When it is Friday the 13th, but it is still

Get your shit together,

This is real and the company I work for publishes

Maybe it's

it's all about

One of many Simpsons lines that I didn't understand as a