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I laugh every

One of my favorite insults from

The conversation I imagine my upstairs neighbors having every

It's like he's not even trying

I know the sign in this Velveeta commercial says Eggs but it doesn't look like it says

Germany needs to stop militarizing its police

No one fuckin' brings it like

How to Straighten a Pig's

Sadly, not in a hot tub with two

I am a Minnesotan who likes plaid, and my girlfriend said this to her friends. I think we're getting pretty

My spirit

Yeah you

Message for

Thanks for the suggestion

Sir Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster and lounging in a

Auntie or

My community college hosts an elementary school art show every year, and i can just tell the kid who did this is going

Show anyone and I'll kill

This is a

Limited edition video game