Creating the illusion of insanity, one phone call at a time.



November 30, 2013

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I found out I am losing my home last night and grabbed a chocolate for comfort. Bad timing, Dove.

I found out I am losing my home last night and grabbed a chocolate for comfort. Bad timing,

This sex offender app is awesome!

This sex offender app is

Aww dammit I just got caught watching porn

Aww dammit I just got caught watching

Your move, NSA

Your move,

Don't mind us just stealing this car

Don't mind us just stealing this

A funny exchange between a needy customer and the owner of my local bookstore.

A funny exchange between a needy customer and the owner of my local

Badass Cat.

Badass

Pretty much everyday

Pretty much

This keychain at work

This keychain at

Cat just wants to dog...

Cat just wants to

great solution to save our planet

great solution to save our

When you accidentally sit on your nuts

When you accidentally sit on your

Pandamonium Wresting

Pandamonium

I'll be he's really into post-punk.

I'll be he's really into

Level 100 Post It Noting

Level 100 Post It

Lizz and ms. Frizzle for Halloween

Lizz and ms. Frizzle for

Age of Ultron

Age of

Trying to get out of bed in the morning

Trying to get out of bed in the

The washing instructions in my new hoodie.

The washing instructions in my new

Well that is unfortunate

Well that is

A restaurants response to North Carolina's new law.

A restaurants response to North Carolina's new