Creating the illusion of insanity, one phone call at a time.



November 30, 2013

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Is it even on?

Is it even

Anotter man

Anotter

My wife and I finally saw Frozen. She didn't appreciate me pointing out the biggest downside to Elsa's power.

My wife and I finally saw Frozen. She didn't appreciate me pointing out the biggest downside to Elsa's

*As a door stop

*As a door

Never forget

Never

that was way to easy human.

that was way to easy

Missed the bus

Missed the

Ummm dude..

Ummm

It's a dick joke

It's a dick

Blame someone else.

Blame someone

Wasting everyone's time indeed

Wasting everyone's time

How?!?

A scrap yard is the new IKEA

A scrap yard is the new

Sneakin' food into the theater

Sneakin' food into the

Please return the black marker.

Please return the black

My 5 year old son drew us a picture of a dragon, I like to call it, FUCK YOU!!!

My 5 year old son drew us a picture of a dragon, I like to call it, FUCK

The shirt says it all

The shirt says it

Men can sympathize with Women.

Men can sympathize with

Crushing your hopes and dreams with a hydraulic Press

Crushing your hopes and dreams with a hydraulic

Had to do a double take

Had to do a double