Dear Chloe; to waste you shall not go. Rare, mid-rare, or as we may deign; to leave you be means you died in vain.



October 11, 2018

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I was arrested at a protest Wednesday. The trooper asked me what was in my pockets. He didn't believe me.

I was arrested at a protest Wednesday. The trooper asked me what was in my pockets. He didn't believe

As if PT Cruiser wasn't humiliating enough

As if PT Cruiser wasn't humiliating

As a college senior graduating soon, I've been noticing this phenomenon lately

As a college senior graduating soon, I've been noticing this phenomenon

Derp tree

Derp

Uplifting

No internet connection?

No internet

Maybe she's born with it...

Maybe she's born with

Donald Trump's hair piece caught fleeing to Mexican border.

Donald Trump's hair piece caught fleeing to Mexican

Self explanatory.

Self

"Kill me

Punch line

Punch

One wrong step can ruin your day

One wrong step can ruin your

That's one way to play volleyball..

That's one way to play

I've been with EA 10 years. Here's the award.

I've been with EA 10 years. Here's the

Tony Hawk pro skater fans will understand.

Tony Hawk pro skater fans will

A dog and a balloon.

A dog and a

I don't think that's how it works...

I don't think that's how it

Avengers 2 would've been a much shorter movie

Avengers 2 would've been a much shorter

Ordered a vibrator off of groupon, this is the package it came in.

Ordered a vibrator off of groupon, this is the package it came

Buffalo Bill Gates

Buffalo Bill

Who's that kissing dad?

Who's that kissing

RUN!!!!!

Self control

Self