I was wrestling with my dog and forgot that he never misses an opportunity to

The truth

Kiss my ass

My poor dog has a cat's

Dad had a shit eating grin because he was pinching my mom's ass in their prom pic

Well that's not

How my drunk roommate tries to get me to wake him up for our 8:30

Since everyone thinks they are so tall. Here is my friend and I in a kitchen in

Don't forget to water your

Flaky internet connection reaction: Geek vs

"Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch

All I could think of after seeing the post about the 60ft wall of snow in

Chicky chicky

Thanks for the help,

NASA discovers 7 new planets. One of them may have a Declaration of Independence. There's only only man for the

Every. Damn.

Yes it did, Tostitos. Yes it freaking

How to deal with your last

Had to

Old Japanese

After driving with my cat for 12 hours this couldn't be more

I didn't have the balls to tell my mom why I laughed at her

Pullout game weak