Dammit, got the wrong size

You'd be great for that

So that's why they call them weiner

Back In My Day

My boss gets trapped in Outlook's "numbering"

My reason to get up in the

Whats going on with his

It's funny because

the

The first and only recorded curling

I posted a picture of my dog trapped in a bubble. My friend immediately made

Odd for Tuesday to be the only day you're not

Need me a freak like

My niece is going to get the best fucking present ever when she turns

That's not how it works, kid's

German hamburgers, now with more Dick

I see your wife's Coach Bag and raise you the Apple Watch I made my

This could apply to so many people for so many

Being adult is

Wisdom from a smart kid [Calvin and