Every time Bono claps!



March 9, 2015

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Tissue dispenser at my friends house

Tissue dispenser at my friends

Dear diary... the turd was massive, I was in heaven

Dear diary... the turd was massive, I was in

Before And After. Too Different!

Before And After. Too

watergate

Clink Eastwood

Clink

The shit you see in the morning...

The shit you see in the

“Thanks Nordstrom, really needed new demonic creatures in my dreams”

“Thanks Nordstrom, really needed new demonic creatures in my

Attempted ass slap.

Attempted ass

HGTV expectations

HGTV

The Pokemon theme song escapes manager scrutiny in my performance goal sheet. 4th month in a row.

The Pokemon theme song escapes manager scrutiny in my performance goal sheet. 4th month in a

STRONK!

Washing socks

Washing

The last cookie

The last

This is actually a proven method

This is actually a proven

He's coming for you by train now!

He's coming for you by train

Bring him home

Bring him

What could possibly go wrong?

What could possibly go

My coworkers made me a going away present

My coworkers made me a going away

wow!!~~new puppy never fails to amuse

wow!!~~new puppy never fails to

Don't look.

Don't