Found this in the toilet.



June 5, 2016

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Well, I did ask for a three-some.

Well, I did ask for a

West side best side

West side best

Dustin Hoffman versus Paparazzi

Dustin Hoffman versus

So close...

So

Roomba committing suicide

Roomba committing

just saying it could happen

just saying it could

How about this guy?

How about this

Not today, Ebola

Not today,

Saudi Arabia allowing women to drive

Saudi Arabia allowing women to

But.. it's an ad blocker.

But.. it's an ad

Am I a joke to you?

Am I a joke to

As an American, I can agree.

As an American, I can

I took an early flight to Boston today.

I took an early flight to Boston

My Favorite Game

My Favorite

Skateboard baby stroller

Skateboard baby

Tried to get a cute picture of my dogs with the corgi we're petsitting...

Tried to get a cute picture of my dogs with the corgi we're

I bought my dad a $2000 Father's Day cake

I bought my dad a $2000 Father's Day

Glad they caught the son of a bitch.

Glad they caught the son of a

Politically Correct

Politically

So my girlfriend didn't want to lose the keys to her lock...

So my girlfriend didn't want to lose the keys to her

She looks like she has eight limbs!

She looks like she has eight

Day 29, they still suspect nothing.

Day 29, they still suspect

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