"I got this,

Grapes are

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My roommate's cat is pregnant, so I made her a box to give birth

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How Girls Think Makeup

Once was mere comedy, now an entire party's political

Using boobs the right

Caught playing with kitty. (xpost

Get ready for a root

Dad told me to use the Amish

Look at this bitch

I miss Lionel

It's been snowing 1 hour and Atlanta traffic has already gone full

Saw this squirrel eating a candy bar

Saw this billboard on the way to

Friend of mine got a wrong number this

Everyone has to make sacrifices in a slow economy,

Got interviewed at Santa Con. I really hope no one notices the candy cane until its already

Thank you brazil,

Got your sandwich and drink stuck in a machine? I raise you five

Happy Independence