Bought a car and this is the welcome message when you turn the key (x-post from

the fuck is

i really don't now what is

My 9yo sister didn't know what a mashup was. Explained to her. She came up with

Possibly my favorite green

We got our engagement photos back - this is my fiance's

This is why I like

A whiskey for the

Recovering from a nasty stomach virus, this is where I set my bar for

Awww !!!yes finally a shower that works with my broken

Jail

Think about others for

Best photobomb at my cousins bachelorette

So much

Customer handed me Hipster Abe

I like big butts. I cannot

Just your average Canadian

ride 'em,

Going to the family Christmas

Hilarious Tinder

Mixing with the wrong

Spotted on South

Horrible car

Do the Math