Girlfriends uncle is getting married. It's his 3rd marriage, and his family all bought themselves new toasters and gave the newlyweds all their old toasters.



June 18, 2017

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It was pretty funny

It was pretty

He never saw it coming. But I didn't say anything was coming!

He never saw it coming. But I didn't say anything was

Space Penguin

Space

What's that smell?

What's that

Sneaky cop

Sneaky

Aww????

How syfy picks its next original movie

How syfy picks its next original

Star Trek got it all... except for one thing.

Star Trek got it all... except for one

List of priorities on Christmas according to my 7 year old son

List of priorities on Christmas according to my 7 year old

knock this down you little shits!

knock this down you little

pingu was deep

pingu was

Uh oh

Uh

Do wasps make honey?

Do wasps make

Newton's third law

Newton's third

When my wife comes home after being gone for 2 weeks.

When my wife comes home after being gone for 2

Fox News reporting on Hurricane Matthew

Fox News reporting on Hurricane

My friend went to a party where the 2nd floor balcony was falling apart. He told the host about it and she came back to fix it with tape. He swears to me she was sober.

My friend went to a party where the 2nd floor balcony was falling apart. He told the host about it and she came back to fix it with tape. He swears to me

I live in Florida. Honestly, i don't feel safe last couple of days.

I live in Florida. Honestly, i don't feel safe last couple of

Handy life hack

Handy life

Lacrosse game ended early due to lightning, so it was settled with Rock Paper Scissors

Lacrosse game ended early due to lightning, so it was settled with Rock Paper

Do you even

Do you

She must have had fun

She must have had

There is a spider above the sink

There is a spider above the