Happy Birthday America!



July 5, 2014

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My mom & I in '89.

My mom & I in

The future has arrived...

The future has

Speechless...

My local’s finest.

My local’s

Umm I think someone should alert homeland security that some plutonium is missing.

Umm I think someone should alert homeland security that some plutonium is

My son's thoughts on starting school

My son's thoughts on starting

Social avoidance

Social

Freak

Not too bad of an idea...

Not too bad of an

I live with my parents.

I live with my

A warning note from Dr. Hedgeh

A warning note from Dr.

Elmo meets Christina Hendricks

Elmo meets Christina

fright

Ex Girlfriends Be Like

Ex Girlfriends Be

Like puke married poop

Like puke married

My 13 yo daughter left me a death threat on a Saturday morning.

My 13 yo daughter left me a death threat on a Saturday

One of my favourite Homer moments

One of my favourite Homer

No fucks are being given

No fucks are being

Hello? Yes hello this is Derp

Hello? Yes hello this is

Hurricane checklist for Floridians

Hurricane checklist for

Someone played an evil joke at the office today

Someone played an evil joke at the office

Haters gonna hate

Haters gonna