He spent the rest of the night complaining how someone spilled beer on him

March 31, 2015
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Snitches Get Stitches Not

This is my favorite Harris moment for Parks and

Daddy got your

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This prick at my

My dog escaped as well. My mother in law sent me

One of the few perks of living in

At $75 a person, the hors d'oeuvres at my mother's retirement party were the pinnacle of

Awwwww yeah its my

Still pretty salty about the loss, but balls have nothing to do with the colts'

What am I supposed to do with all this thyme on my

Vigilante level

Costume

This is my friends "ocean front"

Bad days do definitely

Lost A Long Time

Keep It Weird, Austin,

That must have been some

Cock blocked

This Morning on

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Such a bad

South Park knew in