I posted a picture of my dog trapped in a bubble. My friend immediately made

My girlfriend on her

When you make dinner for your wife and hear her throwing up in the other

Before and

This guy is using an iPhone to prop up a Galaxy to watch Netflix out loud in a restaurant. I can only dream of giving this few

I asked my friend how going to the strip club

Something here is quite

Special Agents keeping an eye on

Taking it to the next

When a highway turns into a

This is honestly the best love story I've ever read. I'm not even

M*A*S*H* is

"Touch the ticky, Ralph." "Shut up, Fred. That's what I'm going to

I'm sorry, I thought this was

In 2005, 2 weeks into a 12 month overseas contract, this over-zealous dick arrested me for something I clearly did not do. He used his mobile to ring my

Pillow

When you have too much time on your

South

Dig

I thought we had more

Went to a toilet at a bar last night. Instructions unclear, got a ticket for foul

Get your jimmies rustled in a fender

Camel