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February 20, 2017

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Please contain your orgasms.

Please contain your

Hipster Dentist

Hipster

"Sometimes there were two tracks, sometimes only

Please...Don't disturb me...

Please...Don't disturb

As a fat guy I can relate

As a fat guy I can

How firefighters kill time between calls

How firefighters kill time between

And you said I couldn't do it.

And you said I couldn't do

Damn girl..

Damn

Welcome to the 21st century lady

Welcome to the 21st century

Guys: Don't you hate it when they wear too much makeup?

Guys: Don't you hate it when they wear too much

About what it looks like when I wake my wife in the morning

About what it looks like when I wake my wife in the

Sleep number

Sleep

2015 Prediction

2015

I trust this review

I trust this

The most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

The most pathetic reaction in horror movie

I mean, whatever's comfortable...

I mean, whatever's

Close Shave

Close

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Top: what snow looks like to a southerner Bottom: what snow looks like to a

A man's brain at full capacity

A man's brain at full

Well, fuck.

Well,

There has to be a better way!

There has to be a better