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March 28, 2016

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So... got this resume sent in to my job today. This can't be real

So... got this resume sent in to my job today. This can't be

Two Tortoises Seek Refuge Behind Hunting Leopard.

Two Tortoises Seek Refuge Behind Hunting

This suck, military version.

This suck, military

That's not what the sign says, sir.

That's not what the sign says,

Gotcha!

Best Pimp

Best

My manager didn't think it was funny. :/

My manager didn't think it was funny.

Over protective Dog!!

Over protective

Dog math

Dog

Still the best reaction I've seen

Still the best reaction I've

Believe in yourself!

Believe in

Siri pushing my buttons

Siri pushing my

Determination level: Armadillo

Determination level:

Yes Siri, again.

Yes Siri,

Happy Fourth

Happy

God damnit Mila Kunis!!!!!!........

God damnit Mila

I am cone.

I am

I got caught taking a 'Boyfriends of Instagram' photo.

I got caught taking a 'Boyfriends of Instagram'

Close Enough

Close

Dadgummit

Nearly 200 wolves are going to be shot from helicopters over the next few weeks

Nearly 200 wolves are going to be shot from helicopters over the next few

Princess

How I react when people call me fat

How I react when people call me