I am a white girl. Amazon sent me the wrong order. I can't help but think somewhere out there is a black man with a sad kid and unruly hair wondering what he is going to do with yoga pants and 1000 tanning stickers.



October 16, 2015

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Farmer grants chicken's wish. That of flying!

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Everything is a bed.

Everything is a

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Trojan

Went out to my car after letting my sister borrow it and found this shit...

Went out to my car after letting my sister borrow it and found this

Always wear underwear.

Always wear

One of my favourite comic strips.

One of my favourite comic

Fat people can relate.

Fat people can

Advice 101 by Ron Swanson

Advice 101 by Ron

Another Dad of the year

Another Dad of the

Today, my 6 year old sister in law asked who the man with the little arms and legs was. Now I cannot unsee it.

Today, my 6 year old sister in law asked who the man with the little arms and legs was. Now I cannot unsee

Where will you be when the acid kicks in?

Where will you be when the acid kicks

Donatella Versace is becoming Ru'afo.

Donatella Versace is becoming

When a 10 y/o is better than most adults

When a 10 y/o is better than most

Do you know anything about chicks?

Do you know anything about

tip for mosquito bites

tip for mosquito

Social directions

Social

You wouldn't impregnate an ogre

You wouldn't impregnate an

Never masturbate after watching Star Wars and doing mushrooms

Never masturbate after watching Star Wars and doing

Next on 'what not to wear'...

Next on 'what not to

An open letter to Kanye West...

An open letter to Kanye

Please don't flush...

Please don't