I broke up with my girlfriend of 8 months and this couldn't be more true.



March 29, 2014

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RED KNOWS...

RED

Happy birthday, guy from hot fuzz!

Happy birthday, guy from hot

Best SNL moment ever

Best SNL moment

Don't forget to floss

Don't forget to

Oh no

Oh

How popular is Rick and Morty? Popular enough to change Google top result

How popular is Rick and Morty? Popular enough to change Google top

They chopped this guy's whole body off

They chopped this guy's whole body

Pickle-o

The lint from my dryer

The lint from my

Walked up to second shot to find this little guy waiting for us. No idea where he came from!????

Walked up to second shot to find this little guy waiting for us. No idea where he came

Hush little baby, don't say a word...

Hush little baby, don't say a

Priorities.

Installed a new light switch cover.

Installed a new light switch

Poor Kyle

Poor

My fortune cookie got a little too real with me last night.

My fortune cookie got a little too real with me last

I dont think they thought this through

I dont think they thought this

Wife is upset...

Wife is

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

The snozzberries taste like

"No

This kid at a gas station in Nebraska was giving out

This kid at a gas station in Nebraska was giving out "Free solar hats to protect you from the UV

Jamaican's be like

Jamaican's be

Be catchin dem hoodrats

Be catchin dem

And then there was one......

And then there was

pure ????????????

pure