I dressed up for Harry Potter. I dressed up for The Avengers. I'm damn sure dressing up for 50 Shades of Grey



February 15, 2015

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Don't like trucks?

Don't like

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Simpsons: Modern Family

Simpsons: Modern

Can't think of an appropriate occasion to give somebody this card...

Can't think of an appropriate occasion to give somebody this

CLOSE ENOUGH

CLOSE

Recently Got Hired At A Job That Pays Better

Recently Got Hired At A Job That Pays

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Oh Billy Mays, you're still alive in our hearts!

Oh Billy Mays, you're still alive in our

Discussing Ferguson with friends

Discussing Ferguson with

These landscapers aren't fooling anyone

These landscapers aren't fooling

Save me!

Save

Glitch in the Matrix

Glitch in the

It's worth a shot

It's worth a

It's a pretty air tight argument

It's a pretty air tight

boy ain't playin' kiddie games

boy ain't playin' kiddie

Felt a tickle on my big toe. Took my dress shoe off to find this guy. He had been in there ALL DAY.

Felt a tickle on my big toe. Took my dress shoe off to find this guy. He had been in there ALL

Put on flower crown, become instant festival chick.

Put on flower crown, become instant festival

Adam Savage is my spirit ninja

Adam Savage is my spirit

Worst Hunting Dog Ever

Worst Hunting Dog

I asked a coworker a question when she was on vacation.

I asked a coworker a question when she was on

Personal hand drawn portraits, only $75.

Personal hand drawn portraits, only

Whale oil beef hooked

Whale oil beef

Catastrophe

Take the wheel.

Take the