I have sex daily.



May 15, 2017

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A Walken freezer

A Walken

Robot loves post.

Robot loves

Way to go, Paul...

Way to go,

She wants to be his twinkie

She wants to be his

Thanks, Obama

Thanks,

The look of pure regret as he jumped on to a responding police cruiser in my city.

The look of pure regret as he jumped on to a responding police cruiser in my

Beautiful and ready to party

Beautiful and ready to

The Monday triple check

The Monday triple

Taco. Yoghurt.

Taco.

Selfie with a peacock

Selfie with a

Today on Making of a Murderer

Today on Making of a

Drove by these guys the other day

Drove by these guys the other

Voted best!

Voted

What if...

What

My goal in life is to be more like Tim

My goal in life is to be more like

It's not worth the money.

It's not worth the

OH SHIT.....

OH

We can't help it

We can't help

Thanks, cup.

Thanks,

This hostess stand. Come on.

This hostess stand. Come

what BBQs are like when you're 30 and single... and a male. For realsies.

what BBQs are like when you're 30 and single... and a male. For

How?!?

Maybe this ice cream will sober me up

Maybe this ice cream will sober me

I hate you Internet

I hate you