It’s been a whole day... I should be thin and fit by now, right?



January 4, 2019

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Viva México, Cabrones!

Viva México,

Stay away from my dog

Stay away from my

Finally a shirt that gets me!

Finally a shirt that gets

Nah that's just Stan

Nah that's just

Faceplant.

Welp... Here is some logic that I can relate to....

Welp... Here is some logic that I can relate

I found this book in my school library

I found this book in my school

Modern inventions, crushing one fetish at a time.

Modern inventions, crushing one fetish at a

why did I even get up this morning?

why did I even get up this

There's always a free parking spot if you try hard enough

There's always a free parking spot if you try hard

"I need this and

Snoops Costume

Snoops

Adrian!

The Total Lunar Eclipse through my telescope this morning.

The Total Lunar Eclipse through my telescope this

Gets me every time

Gets me every

Quick, Hide!

Quick,

Futurama at its finest

Futurama at its

10 minutes into Pokemon Go and chill

10 minutes into Pokemon Go and

This idiot got stuck between the window and the screen..

This idiot got stuck between the window and the

I think I found the laziest bathroom in Texas

I think I found the laziest bathroom in

Everything is bigger in Texas.

Everything is bigger in

Meg Griffin spotted at my local Costco

Meg Griffin spotted at my local

Old westerns had some twicks up their sleeves.

Old westerns had some twicks up their