Time is going so

This

Get the golden

As a single guy with valentines day coming up this is how I'm

These snapchat filters getting out of

Dad mowing the

Switching

Know the

Kick em to the curb unless they look like Meow

I asked him if he wanted

Every time I try and make a self deprecating joke on here, and people rally with pitchforks to tell me I am a horrible

A line was

Bullet proof

5 cops told her to take it down. She said

Thanks

Picard gets a mom joke in despite his busy

Persistence pays.

Canadian Growth

When you see

Kitten gets stuck in a

The last

When I'm arguing with an

The key is to piss them off without being caught. Now watch