Despic-Haybale

i can do

Perfectly Sliced

My wife told me we'd leave in 15 minutes...45 minutes later, and

Watermelon

Sassy as

When life gives you

So my coworker is looking for an apartment...(resubmitted w/o personal

Buck 1, Goblins

I feel like buying this and never drinking

Friendship Goals

She had no other

He didn't need much money to

Amy Poehler the early

My friend is as good as dead. Her cat will murder her in her sleep any day

Went for a run and became a Disney

This is my grandmother. She was known for falling asleep just about

Opening that yogurt lid juuust

My mother had surgery on her thumb. I asked her if it hurt and she said, "No, but it is a little thor." She usually does not speak with a

Friends are like

Finally figured out who I'm voting for this

Oh shit, white girls about to have some

When you're old af but you gotta try and relate to the