Just received this email from my daughter's kindergarten teacher...



January 22, 2015

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Daaaaamn NSA, back at it again with the spying!

Daaaaamn NSA, back at it again with the

I FUCKING LOVE CAAAAAKE

I FUCKING LOVE

Brilliant Marketing in Denver

Brilliant Marketing in

Proper record alphabatizing

Proper record

Things you cannot unseen

Things you cannot

That moment you realize it's not a group picture.

That moment you realize it's not a group

After 7 years of marriage and a kid...

After 7 years of marriage and a

#HisBodyCallsHimselfDefiniert

Number 1 on bucket list number 8. *Check.*

Number 1 on bucket list number 8.

Feminism is starting to sound pretty hawt to me.

Feminism is starting to sound pretty hawt to

Live scenes from the Channel Tunnel!

Live scenes from the Channel

Cat gives hooman rubs

Cat gives hooman

Well I guess I acted a little too liberal around my family this year and got this for Christmas.

Well I guess I acted a little too liberal around my family this year and got this for

Come on Wal-Mart.

Come on

Hold on...I need to go update my will.

Hold on...I need to go update my

Don't we all

Don't we

My son decided to make my daughter an apology card.

My son decided to make my daughter an apology

I received a birthday card. Thanks 'grampa'

I received a birthday card. Thanks

The Human Caterpie

The Human

*rubbing it all over*

*rubbing it all

It's all I want.

It's all I

The dog thought he was an bike

The dog thought he was an