Last week I got fired because my "bosoms hug [my] garments with a fervent embrace that consistently distracts the workforce"



June 23, 2015

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Every time I check this box.

Every time I check this

Oh yeah

Oh

Happy birthday, Reddit!

Happy birthday,

A study on school science fair projects

A study on school science fair

The forecast for many of us out there today

The forecast for many of us out there

When your backup plan has a subtle flaw

When your backup plan has a subtle

I think they're called strippers

I think they're called

So I decided I would become a bit of a traffic hero last night..

So I decided I would become a bit of a traffic hero last

Getting ready in the morning

Getting ready in the

Wisconsin ice cream truck tells it as it is

Wisconsin ice cream truck tells it as it

You can let it all out here, you're among friends.

You can let it all out here, you're among

I haven't got a single highfive since I've been in here

I haven't got a single highfive since I've been in

The things you see on the road these days...

The things you see on the road these

Spring 2014. Never forget.

Spring 2014. Never

Cliboris

Woah there, Janet

Woah there,

I met my twin brother from another mother at the bar. His name is Adam and he also like beer.

I met my twin brother from another mother at the bar. His name is Adam and he also like

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The 1% of Pigeons

The 1% of

Typical russian family photo

Typical russian family

Loki and Deadpool

Loki and

The best store hours are the ones you make up

The best store hours are the ones you make