Me vs what my resume

We found him like this in the

Finally, some hard

Updating

So manny

Yesterday, I posted a pic of a box of Atari games I found at a garage sale. A commenter said it was fake, and challenged me to post a pic of me eating

I asked my roommate to take care of my plant while I'm abroad. This was his

Nooo it

Not filling me with a whole lot of confidence there,

When your uncle's had a few before the memorial

Even with part of the first letter missing, ... the sign still means the same

420 glaze

Unsolicited Dick

How our local bagel shop deals with the technology

My recycling makes me look like the loneliest man in the

Elon Musk is exactly how I would be if I was smart, a hard worker, motivated, successful, and cared about the

Can we keep

Nah that's just

Introducing Gary's

this really gets my

The motivation