Local company received this resume... I bet they hired him on the spot



July 2, 2017

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I got a vasectomy yesterday. The wife told me it was part of the Dr's post-op instructions to minimize licking

I got a vasectomy yesterday. The wife told me it was part of the Dr's post-op instructions to minimize

I don't always repost...

I don't always

My dad said he needs bearings. I'm so excited

My dad said he needs bearings. I'm so

A Backhanded Compliment

A Backhanded

Employee of the year

Employee of the

Cartoon realism

Cartoon

My earrings are T-rex skulls!

My earrings are T-rex

Happy Turkey Day, Internet friends.

Happy Turkey Day, Internet

Running Down The Stairs

Running Down The

Ron Burgundy about Justin Bieber

Ron Burgundy about Justin

It made Rupert feel awkward.

It made Rupert feel

Good ol’ faceplant to twerk combo.

Good ol’ faceplant to twerk

You don't say.

You don't

Holding hands with strangers

Holding hands with

now I know how to use it

now I know how to use

Triggered

Happy Easter!

Happy

What its like for /r/all right now

What its like for /r/all right

Never seen anything like it

Never seen anything like

Argentina fans after their elimination.

Argentina fans after their

More Precious Than The iphone Itself.

More Precious Than The iphone

Damn budget cuts..

Damn budget

55 Gallon drum of Lube Amazon review.

55 Gallon drum of Lube Amazon

That's a good advice.

That's a good