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So it's my buddy's first day as a high school teacher and he put this up on the board! (note the economics students are seniors and geography

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I'm so proud of my local Papa Johns right

My friend's son drew a picture of his dad and his "watering

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Prepping to get that summer body

The waiting

Here's something you can make for dinner tonight with those little extras in your

So my girlfriend is a nanny and was reading to a 5 year old when she found this book at the bottom of the stack. It's about a mole trying to figure out

I can deal with a fake

Dog

"WE'RE LOSING THEM, DAMN IT!, They're

When you can't afford a paddle, but your dad will still be disappointed if you don't

So THAT'S what those orange cones were

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It's the most wonderful time of the

Fuckboy since

How about you shut your damn mouth

Someone's in

What it's like to be married at 28 with no kids and a sugar

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