Mom said she wanted 1 spoonful of the laval cake, so the waiter brought her an appropriately-sized spoon.



January 15, 2017

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Just so nobody is confused This Man

Just so nobody is confused This

Found one of my cat's hoarding stashes

Found one of my cat's hoarding

Old texts from your ex

Old texts from your

Scheepaard

Their reactions of disbelief are hilarious

Their reactions of disbelief are

Thats it! This must change!

Thats it! This must

How I know I've said something stupid

How I know I've said something

It was a dark time.

It was a dark

Ladies and Gentleman: The Mullet Truck.

Ladies and Gentleman: The Mullet

Zachary Quinto IS Tina Belcher!

Zachary Quinto IS Tina

I'm not a doctor but.....

I'm not a doctor

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When checking my wifi connection...

When checking my wifi

Went for my First Ultrasound Today... Turns Out I'm Having a Bunny

Went for my First Ultrasound Today... Turns Out I'm Having a

Girls listen up

Girls listen

We are teaching our 7 month old some basic sign language. He looked at this light, laughed, and signed "milk."

We are teaching our 7 month old some basic sign language. He looked at this light, laughed, and signed

Local church just put up this wisdom....

Local church just put up this

Feeding my locomotive

Feeding my

Mail, motherfucker!

Mail,

Some days you just want to call in Sikh

Some days you just want to call in

Every time Legolas kills two orcs with one arrow I'm like

Every time Legolas kills two orcs with one arrow I'm

Does this make me the strongest man on earth?

Does this make me the strongest man on

Me from 2015

Me from

WTF Amazon?!?

WTF