My boyfriend yelled "THERE'S A MOUSE!" and pointed to the floor. I jumped and screamed before even looking.



September 14, 2015

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Oh, Butters

Oh,

Advice from Cave Johnson

Advice from Cave

But I know how to play video games and give good blow jobs. That's a plus, right?

But I know how to play video games and give good blow jobs. That's a plus,

Rekt

At my local planetarium today...

At my local planetarium

Old but better than gold

Old but better than

What are we?! (Fixed)

What are we?!

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent.

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your

Home Improvement Store

Home Improvement

Happy Darwin Day!

Happy Darwin

Choices were made.

Choices were

Professor pranks students

Professor pranks

Mushroom

Eating drunk at 5am

Eating drunk at

that is perfect

that is

I just finished a BIG taco lunch at work. And then it hit me...

I just finished a BIG taco lunch at work. And then it hit

Is it weird that I'm 25 and want to buy this?

Is it weird that I'm 25 and want to buy

Oh, Cosmo. You so funny!

Oh, Cosmo. You so

Saint Patrick's Day

Saint Patrick's

I would love to know ...

I would love to know

Just happened to me :(

Just happened to me

None

yeah ok I guess

yeah ok I