My fortune cookie from the China Buffet.



April 14, 2019

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Medusa wins!

Medusa

Slide to the left!

Slide to the

The pro's of not having a famous alter ego

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My textbook thinks it's a comedian.

My textbook thinks it's a

Me as a doctor

Me as a

Trying to help clear your inbox

Trying to help clear your

Roadtrips in a nutshell - Fixed

Roadtrips in a nutshell -

Hipster Level: Over 9000

Hipster Level: Over

Join the club

Join the

One

One "Pimp Juice"

Expectations vs. Reality

Expectations vs.

Qatar Hero

Qatar

Needs moisturiser

Needs

Deadpool-dead people

Deadpool-dead

My phone tried to stop me.

My phone tried to stop

Why are we not funding this?

Why are we not funding

Job benefits.

Job

Cracking open a cold one with the cops

Cracking open a cold one with the

Mistakes were made

Mistakes were

Well shit mom sorry for fucking being born you slut

Well shit mom sorry for fucking being born you

Blunt promotion...

Blunt

Underwear power

Underwear

It's not Christmas until I eat a whole can of this.

It's not Christmas until I eat a whole can of