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My grandma remarried 14 years ago. Apparently i was brutally straightforward as a child.

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As a nurse, when my patient asks when the doctors will be around.

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High octane adventure

High octane

The Perfect Crime

The Perfect

Manspreading On The Bus

Manspreading On The

Well that was gross

Well that was

Oh do I? The lemurs said that?

Oh do I? The lemurs said

Wtf..

Keep calm and eat noodles.

Keep calm and eat

Oh, okay..

Oh,

Close enough right?

Close enough

The Good Fight

The Good

Thank you Captain Obvious...

Thank you Captain

God damn it Karen..Can I get a hand.

God damn it Karen..Can I get a

Here's my friend's dog in a banana costume

Here's my friend's dog in a banana

Matt Damon

Matt

Parker

Obviously true

Obviously

milk

How I feel in bed today with the flu

How I feel in bed today with the

Carol, I fucking loved you so much.

Carol, I fucking loved you so

Got My Nephew The New COD. I Think I Nailed It!

Got My Nephew The New COD. I Think I Nailed

In New Orleans, these signs are necessary.

In New Orleans, these signs are

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