My girlfriend has sleep conversations. I send her this document whenever she does something amusing.



May 21, 2015

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So it's a race.

So it's a

I'm not saying you have to buy me a new mouse toy, I just stated my last owner didn't..

I'm not saying you have to buy me a new mouse toy, I just stated my last owner

Fuck this place particularly

Fuck this place

"Well shit ...my jaw

Seadog loves a good belly rub

Seadog loves a good belly

Financial Freedom

Financial

Canadians

People are taking this Tim Howard thing a bit too far...

People are taking this Tim Howard thing a bit too

Feeding time!

Feeding

Things have gone wrong somewhere.

Things have gone wrong

The Usual Suspects

The Usual

I'll be there for you

I'll be there for

The more you look at it, the more you laugh.

The more you look at it, the more you

Zoom in on his face.

Zoom in on his

This turkey's gone berserky

This turkey's gone

Beautiful insight from the former President of Forbes Magazine, Malcolm Forbes.

Beautiful insight from the former President of Forbes Magazine, Malcolm

They were running a story on domestic violence.

They were running a story on domestic

I got the best shirt for Christmas.

I got the best shirt for

So this happened...

So this

Oh Homer...

Oh

Dad Knowledge

Dad

I fucking love water

I fucking love

You're in my prayers

You're in my

This photo bomber...

This photo