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My girlfriend got a free box of 500 condoms today. She just sent me this

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After my wife cleaned this drawer, I'm scared to open any of the

A local overpass that semi trucks frequently get stuck

Taking my little brother to the zoo today, thought this was

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I cut the tip of my finger while preparing dinner last night. The bandage I put on looked like a chef