The best part of waking

"Make sure you get the right size", she said. "Nah, they're all the same size", I

That's not how I remembered

My boss and his wife hold these seats. He always tells me how you can see him when the Rockies hit a home run. Well tonight, that paid off. Becky, your

Three ... two ... one ...

There are two types of college

Close

Daughter was nice enough to label this box for

I changed my friend's name for Siri on her phone. This is her trying to change it

Or

In the bum, in the Fanny, In the Mouth... seriously?

How does this even hap-

This popped just up on the

My friend posted a new profile pic with her boyfriend, and everyone took a double

Bravo 5 gets threatened by

Racist

There's a man at the door with a

He's not a Security Guard. He's a Security

Or

Visiting some family, I overslept and missed church. Woke up to

When boys make the first

Packaging a bit too