My mom left my dad and family for a total asshole named Brad. Thanksgiving this year is at Mom & Brad's new place and I will be wearing this....it's my Dad!



November 14, 2017

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Is There Something For Eat?

Is There Something For

White Sox's stadium has awkward doorknob placement

White Sox's stadium has awkward doorknob

Oh the joys of dogsitting

Oh the joys of

Well played

Well

Ugh, too early to deal with her

Ugh, too early to deal with

Nutrition information? Don't even ask.

Nutrition information? Don't even

Bad morning

Bad

How did I never notice this the first 100 times I watched 'The Big Lebowski'? RIP Donny.

How did I never notice this the first 100 times I watched 'The Big Lebowski'? RIP

The bridge between May 4th and May 5th

The bridge between May 4th and May

JLaw and Star Lord dish out the best insults

JLaw and Star Lord dish out the best

Dirty deals done in broad daylight.

Dirty deals done in broad

My ten year old neighbor drew this and wants to make it into a T-shirt, yes those are pepperoni slices.

My ten year old neighbor drew this and wants to make it into a T-shirt, yes those are pepperoni

How to write in Chinese.

How to write in

When a dog comments on a fancy food Instagram

When a dog comments on a fancy food

There are two types of guys.

There are two types of

There needed to be more of her. Such a badass

There needed to be more of her. Such a

Fuck it.

Fuck

No peeking!

No

The trueness in this law

The trueness in this

I wonder...

I

poor buddy

poor

Looks like Subway can't distance themselves from Jared

Looks like Subway can't distance themselves from

When weight lifting is life ...

When weight lifting is life