My new favorite emoji.
October 20, 2015
Even Swiss vandals have perfect
Slip N Slide Level:
Another officer involved
-You said that you love me ...
My friend found another indispensable service on craigslist
Yer a cockblocker,
He isn't helping the stereotype, is
The day before Independence Day and one letter goes out.
My dentist has this hanging up in her
Rewatch old dexter
Just got a $300 bonus at work... the struggle is
Got a text from some random guy wanting drugs. I had a little