My scientist girlfriend was really excited about seeing Jurassic World when I visited her in London. This is how I looked when I got off the plane.



June 21, 2015

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Trust me.

Trust

Some Owlturds for my friends!

Some Owlturds for my

I am pretty good at my new hobby

I am pretty good at my new

Sideshow Bob?

Sideshow

BEST. NAME. EVER.

BEST. NAME.

Kindergarten to senior year

Kindergarten to senior

Quite the crime fighting duo we have here...

Quite the crime fighting duo we have

I think an Amazon programmer went rogue...

I think an Amazon programmer went

It's true even if you haven't been frozen.

It's true even if you haven't been

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Matt Damon researching a

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wtf do I do wit dis?

wtf do I do wit

Another great Amazon answer

Another great Amazon

yes I can do it

yes I can do

Look, I am a hooman!

Look, I am a

I would have laughed too

I would have laughed

The name brings up memery

The name brings up

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Dick on acid

Dick on

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You Just Took Orders From A

Dad:

Dad:" I don't need the

Someone's boyfriend wouldn't wake up so she drew on his face with crayons

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