My spirit animal



May 31, 2017

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The older I get, the more I relate to this when I take the kids to an amusement park

The older I get, the more I relate to this when I take the kids to an amusement

If I made an account that was shit black people ruin. It would be racist

If I made an account that was shit black people ruin. It would be

Never forget...

Never

Not funny

Not

Worth the wait

Worth the

Say no more

Say no

Let's play a game called "what did I sleep on last night?"

Let's play a game called "what did I sleep on last

Please don't flush...

Please don't

They almost had me.

They almost had

Where the pizza cuts itself

Where the pizza cuts

Fonts matter

Fonts

my little ninja-in-training

my little

I'm confused by this label.

I'm confused by this

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

Walk softly and carry a big

I'm going to hell

I'm going to

Holy Cows!

Holy

My love life!

My love

Almost hit one today....

Almost hit one

Fish goes blub. Mouse goes squeak.

Fish goes blub. Mouse goes

Please don't use your vulva as a pocket.

Please don't use your vulva as a

Need some of this in my parking lot

Need some of this in my parking

So it's going to be one of those days

So it's going to be one of those

Good for a GUH-HYUK

Good for a