My wife moved my pillow while making the bed and this crawled about six inches invoking a scream, she quickly grabbed her slipper and killed it, then put on her reading glasses, grabbed a napkin and got a good look at the spider.(x/post pics)



June 1, 2015

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If you've never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

If you've never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens

Poor Kyle

Poor

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Best plane ride

Great taste? It's in there!

Great taste? It's in

Buoyancy Control

Buoyancy

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The only reason I hate summer is the

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A fan threw a dildo into the field during Patriots

Can we take a second and appreciate how ridiculously awesome Chop looks in this picture?

Can we take a second and appreciate how ridiculously awesome Chop looks in this

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I'm gonna fatten you up

I'm gonna fatten you

This is why you should always wear hand wraps

This is why you should always wear hand

A harmless prank

A harmless

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Chemicals in the Water

Chemicals in the

The key to marriage

The key to

Sign at the arcade in my home town

Sign at the arcade in my home

Just a friendly reminder...

Just a friendly

ACAB Doggie

ACAB

How to avoid my celiac sensitivity and stay on diet!

How to avoid my celiac sensitivity and stay on