No worries ma'am, I didn't realize you were attractive



April 7, 2015

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This was the parking at my local community college this morning...

This was the parking at my local community college this

Shots fired.

Shots

All these years, and I never noticed this

All these years, and I never noticed

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero!

Orangutan Haunting

Orangutan

I can't handle this sh*t before my morning coffee

I can't handle this sh*t before my morning

Let it go, man

Let it go,

Every time my cat yawns.

Every time my cat

Polar bath

Polar

be one with the sword

be one with the

Glasses make the difference

Glasses make the

She is being charged right now.

She is being charged right

Theres a reason Robin Thicke has his arms like a Ken doll...

Theres a reason Robin Thicke has his arms like a Ken

He’s not wrong

He’s not

About right.

About

It's a pretty air tight argument

It's a pretty air tight

How to get a bigger wand by next week!

How to get a bigger wand by next

Found my boyfriend and dog taking a nap like this.

Found my boyfriend and dog taking a nap like

I turned 18 yesterday. This was the birthday card my little brother gave me.

I turned 18 yesterday. This was the birthday card my little brother gave

Chase your dreams!

Chase your