Not sure how I feel reading old curious George books to my two year old daughter...



December 29, 2013

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Pickup Line 101

Pickup Line

Captain Jack Sparrow's words of wisdom

Captain Jack Sparrow's words of

For the none football fans

For the none football

Instructions unclear...

Instructions

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT CUP GOi....Oh that's not as confusing..

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT CUP GOi....Oh that's not as

gets them every time..

gets them every

Never give up on your dreams

Never give up on your

Living with two girls

Living with two

This guy's chin is a rabbit nose.

This guy's chin is a rabbit

This some Grand Theft Auto shit right here...

This some Grand Theft Auto shit right

Kung Fu Cow.

Kung Fu

If it wasn't for that spider!

If it wasn't for that

Happy Easter

Happy

Sum tin wong

Sum tin

I have never played with an elephant nor been to Thailand...

I have never played with an elephant nor been to

How to Adult

How to

I asked Zeus multiple times what happened to the pasta sauce. He is yet to confess.

I asked Zeus multiple times what happened to the pasta sauce. He is yet to

Currently at my local Circle K.

Currently at my local Circle

Took this to a new level

Took this to a new

I take it you haven't had sex in awhile?

I take it you haven't had sex in

Why men shave their pubic hair

Why men shave their pubic

My friend broke his foot and got some comfort food... The cookie was mocking him

My friend broke his foot and got some comfort food... The cookie was mocking